NEWS: 

It's been a while since I last posted, and the world has changed quite a bit in those few months. I didn't think it had been literally half a year since I posted, but it has. In that time, we have a new president (though I confess I voted for someone else), a lot more uncertainty, the Cubs won the World Series, and I now have a new job and am living in a new city and state.

Although I'm excited as hell about my new job, I'm not going to state what company it is here....