I'm just going to quickly cover a few topics here, all of which are late in relation to their significance. Please forgive me.

First of all, "Happy New Year!" and even "Happy Chinese New Year!".

Second, I'm proud to see that we citizens of the United States have managed to pull ourselves together enough to welcome President Obama into the White House. May his reign be just and fair.

Third, I only discovered this yesterday courtesy of a friend. Fear the evil.